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Summer Resolutions
1. Use body butter everyday.
2. Exfoliate 2-3x a week.
3. Eat only strictly 3x a day, and eat lotsa fruits & veggies.
4. Exercise 3x a week, for at least half an hour.
5. Clean bathroom and throw out unused soaps/empty bottles.
6. Buy the Godfather by Mario Puzo & read it.
7. Complete reading five books by the end of summer.
8. Go out of the house at least three times a week.
9. Keep room clean.
10. Regulate sleeping pattern.
11. Drink lots and lots and more water.
12. Try five new recipes.
13. Go on a road trip with a bunch of people.
14. Go to Universal Studios with friends in Singapore.
15. Have fun, don’t stress out about PP, and DO NOT get depressed.
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins
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the internet itself has gotten rude
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in italian everything sounds like you can eat it when you say cassonetto stupro u might think its a special pasta but in fact it means dumpster rape
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I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.
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